OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.

"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.

by Poobody May 6, 2025

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

The Church of Nilton

The Church of Nilton was founded in the 1970s in the UK. While technically not a church, it promotes collective class consciousness through a Marxist framework. The followers of the Church are colloquially known as Niltonites.

Hey, have you seen the Church of Nilton building that popped up around the corner? Those bloody Niltonites better not spread their Marxism here.

by Boris Johnsonion August 23, 2023

Brick and Mortar Church Mentality

The idea that church only happens in a building.

Just because you stand in a garage doesn’t make you a car like going to church doesn’t make you a Christian. People act like God ain’t outside the church building. They have that brick and mortar church mentality.

by Malika Davis August 24, 2023

The church of Greg/Gregory

An extremely small religion of five people

I am in the church of Greg which is technically the smallest “religion” in the world and if you “believe” in Greg than you are in the church of Greg/Gregory

by Someone starting some joke September 9, 2023

HUNDO CHURCH

The place you go to get your dick sucked, or anal fuck your opponent after breaking 100 points in fantasy football.

I'll see you at hundo church, I'll be the one with my dick in Max's mouth.

by Two Hundo Buddah September 30, 2023

lingual church

part of the global church that speaks the same language

A lingual church in Sudan may work from English, Arabic, and Sudanese Arabic to translate the Bible into their own language.

by jag3773 July 14, 2023