Stupid Af

some loser on the internet that reads and posts urban definitions for fun

Stupid Af: Hi I Am Stupid Af And Im A Loser Probably I Dont Know I Dont Care But Whatever.
Guy 1: Why Are You Typing Like This.

by Stupid Af July 18, 2021

Carry the Stupid

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

by tariqk December 5, 2021

wrist stupid

Exspensive item on your wrist! Like gold/diamond watch or bracelets

Flexing on them haters with this wrist stupid!!!

by RoyaltyBitch April 19, 2018

Elective stupidity

The optional choice one makes to pursue an activity that is obviously non intelligent, potentially dangerous, hurtful land clearly not prudent

Rock climbing without a rope is an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 8, 2022

stupid chill

That sharp tinge of embarassment that shoots up your back and into the back of your head when someone does or says something incredibly wrong or stupid in a staunch and decisive manner.

When Leonard got in that dude's face and insisted that Guam was a state -- I got a massive stupid chill.

by Knapp August 28, 2005

Cheese stupid

Saying something so stupid it's funny. Usually occurs due to lack of common sense.

I can't believe what David just said! That was cheese stupid

by Woodlouse18 June 1, 2018

Stupid monkey

A kid who can’t ever fucking shut up. Like, at all. Their insults are stupid things like “poo poo face” and other things that wouldn’t offend a first grader. They are the epitome of worthless.

Person one: oh my god shut uppppp. You are the definition of a stupid monkey.

Person two: oh my god I’m in the dictionary??

by angry and hungry August 15, 2020