Joseph Hazelnut

The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.

Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

joseph and kayla

This is the cutest couple in the word. They are complete opposite on the outside such as height, but on the inside, they are exactly alike. You will love the couple and want to have a date like them.

Joseph and Kayla are coming..😍

by Barry Alleno February 7, 2018

<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>

<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>

<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>Angel Jose Robles', Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak And Joseph Alexander Martinez' Mother's Offspring Are Brenda Ramos And Stephanie Beatriz Bischoff<Rest`~`n`~`Peace`~`>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

joseph joestar

a fucking old ass cheater who also cheats in games... ( i wish he never learned sex)
the other meaning : HERMITO PURPLE!!!11!!
the other meaning 2 : a goofball whos friends with a ded italian...

Joseph Joestar : Yes Yes Yes... Oh My God...

by skepdioz the jojo fan November 5, 2023

Ryan Joseph

Someone who always steals from Coles on the way to school with his friends

That kid is such a Ryan Joseph

by anonymous April 22, 2024

Joseph

A 15 year old kid, who sounds like he's 12 trying to figure out if he's a boy or girl or not.

This kid Joseph is trying out for golf this year.

by GEA7042 April 26, 2022

elliott joseph groves.

elliott joseph groves will light up your day and your smile. he is incredibly good looking and will always be there for you. he is very musical and intelligant and knows how to have a good time. he is a little weird at time but that it just how you love him. need a pick me up? call elliott/ he's you rboy for a good time and some good convorsation. he WINS at everything. so he is a winner. try to take him down; it aint possible!!

damn i wish i had "elliott joseph groves." right now.

by hurrflerumpkinz August 4, 2010