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Teching Out

Teching out is in reference to the propensity people high on methamphetamine have for developing an incredibly powerful desire to attempt to tinker with electronics /tech items. Whether it's taking something apart like a flashlight or installing stereos. The big difference between someone teching out and a regular hobbyist is that the hobbyist is generally organized. The person teching out is going to make a huge mess approximately 90% of the time. Most likely won't accomplish what they set out to do and will more often than not, get frustrated and lose their temper quite easily.
The next door neighbour was outside teching out on his car stereo until 3 a.m. again last night. Bits and bobs of his car lay strewn about our cul-de-sac.
by Slick_Slack October 16, 2022
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Pediatric Palliative Care Tech

A special person that works/cares for terminally ill babies and children. Sometimes people up to the age of 21.

Definable as hand picked by God due to the unimaginable task of caring for them at the end of life. Earth Angel's. Someone who "walks these children home"
Person A: What do you do for a living?
Person B: I'm an EHCT specializing in Pediatric Palliative Care.A Pediatric Palliative Care Tech.
by anonymous October 16, 2022
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Tech

A tech is the nike jacket that came out and has everyone thinking they dripped out in it
This dude Blake always wearing his $130 techs and they aren’t nice!!
by techmas2022 January 11, 2022
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Tech Decking

That is not what you say, you say FINGERBOARDING. Not "Tech Decking".
See that dude tech decking?
Mike Schneider: Dude. It's called FINGERBOARDING.
by fingerboard god June 2, 2022
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Phat Tech

A term mostly used in the game called Dead By Daylight. It's when a survivor throws the game away by sabotaging each individual survivor to their deaths. Therefore losing the match when it should've been a W.
This Muthafucka just Phat Teched us!
by Pawgsthony December 9, 2021
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Afro-tech

I first heard the hyphenated word, Afro-tech, being used in a song called “Legacy” from Sean Carter’s 13th album (4:44).

In one of his lyrics Jay Z says - “That's major, just like the Negro League.”

Meaning: In the late 1800s, Blacks were not accepted in baseball, which eventually led to the formation of the Negro Leagues in 1887. Many leagues would form and collapse due to attendance issues, but the most reputable league was the Negro American League, which lasted for almost three decades. Even though Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in 1947, these leagues lasted almost two more decades because of racial tension in the United States.(Genius.com)

Then, in a following verse Hov goes on to say - “There was a time America wouldn't let us ball.”

Meaning: Jay Z is creating a connotation between the previous exclusion of black people from American sports, to now the exclusion of black people from the tech world. (Genius.com)

I’d actually go further and say the exclusion of not just black people, but any person who are the consumers using the tech however not being able to profit from having the opportunity to create the tech.
Example:

You: You don’t have socials?

Me: Nope.

You: You a psycho?

Me: Lol, maybe.

You: That creepy ass laugh isn’t helping. Explain yourself?

Me: Look, using that tech is going to get you hurt (and I mean that as a double entendre).

You: How so?

Me: Not only from the amount of time you waste on it, but even to how it makes you feel.

You: Well, I make money off of it. And when I’m not, it’s entertainment.

Me: (Laughing) Okay.

You: I do.

Me: Okay, I get it makes you money. I’m not mad at it, at least you are doing that much.

You: I am.

Me: But you still use “their” platform in hopes to make some money. And “they” sit back and make billions, each and every day.

You: (Pondering)

Me: Mhm, and that profit is made all off of you.

You: Damn, never really thought of it like that.

Me: None of us do. But worst of all, that ain’t even “their” end goal.

You: Wait, what?

Me: But that’s for another time.

You: Fuck, all that tech ain’t worth what it is.

Me: Nope, it ain’t. And on top of that how many of those tech Startup Founders, CEO’s and, or Board Member’s look like us, or come from where we come from?

You: Prolly none.

Me: So, they get you hooked while you like sharing pics, videos, letting your thoughts out in to the world, but really…

You: (Cutting me off)… but really, I’m getting used and being left.

Me: Afro-tech.

You: Well, fuck all that. Imma start something and get them hooked.

Me: Oh really?

You: Yeah, Payback’s a Bi$ch.

Me: (Smiling) Time to ball!
by Danny Boss March 30, 2022
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Grasso Tech

The best tech school around, with highly trained staff, professional work environments, and high quality lunches. Just kidding, it's a shithole full of racists, incels, and thots. Even us students agree, Grasso Tech sucks.
Student 1: "Man I love Grasso Tech"
Student 2: "Me too"
Student 1 and 2: "Just kidding, it's a shithole."
by coochieinspector69 March 31, 2022
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