white tears

A way of presenting a first-world problem of white-skinned people in meme-language.
if the captions say "white tears", you know you've been racially assaulted.jk. You know it had to do something with the skin color, or with the racial history, or with some other differences that come with races.

or : a racist slogan of the approach of a black skinned racist group.
if such a group and such an approach exist...

"insert text that praises some difference of black skinned people in comparison to the white skinned." + "Dem white tears" or so..

by Khanon November 29, 2018

Mad Tear

A Mad Tear refers to boning anything and everything that will hold still long enough. often referred to as going on a mad tear or he is on a mad tear

I went on a mad tear last week and now it burns when I pee.

by Rip1 February 19, 2013

Tears in heaven

Tears in Heaven: A transcendent masterpiece crafted by the legendary Eric Clapton, a poignant exploration of love, loss, and longing that resonates with anyone who has ever experienced profound grief. Clapton's heartfelt lyrics and haunting melody come together to create an emotional journey that’s nothing short of genius. The way he captures the essence of heartbreak and hope in this song is an unparalleled feat in songwriting. It’s as if Clapton reached into the depths of his soul, poured his pain onto the page, and emerged with a ballad that not only showcases his incredible talent but also cements his status as one of the greatest musicians of all time. So, let’s be real: if you’re not vibing with Tears in Heaven, are you even listening to music? Clapton’s brilliance is undeniable, and this song is a shining testament to his ability to touch hearts and inspire souls.

Colton: man, tears in heaven is such a great song. Can we just listen to it on repeat for four hours, and then praise Eric Clapton for writing this?

by SqueweFanboy420 November 5, 2024

Sally tearing

The production of significant tears produced during excessive and boisterous laughter

That movie was funny! Couldn't stop Sally tearing bro.

by Silster August 26, 2023

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by zenitsus..tears August 1, 2022

Tear milking

Making yourself cry to relieve your body of excess emotions.

Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.

by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019