touche en garde!

to touch people or surfaces with confidence against infectious germs

Prepare yourself with "touche en garde!".

by Holland Bach June 23, 2009

Touch my Tommy

Touch my Dick baby

Now it's time for you to touch my ROCK HARD TOMMY!!!

by Unknown June 11, 2006

girl with the golden touch

From the song "Golden touch" By Razorlight.
See razorlight and Johnny Borrell

I know a girl with a Golden Touch...
She's got enough she's got too much

by johnny is hot March 22, 2005

Golden touch

The event when excessive urine splashes back at person, wetting yourself.
- Commonly occurs when your drunk.

Oh my gosh Josh, I had a golden touch at the urinal, splashing my hands.
pee apollo's touch golden shower

by Sal317 August 6, 2016

Touching the Gnar

Downing a couple bottles of robo and getting pry leaned with yr bros watching 'it's always sunny in philidelphia' on yur macbook pro.

Symptoms include inability to control basic motor functions and extreme disorientation.

"your pinky's teching out bro, i think you're touching the gnar."

by Krispin Bratt April 16, 2009

can't touch me

A song from Family Guy, sung my Peter Griffin.

Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah, CAN'T TOUCH ME!

by TehManOfTehHouse July 25, 2006

'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice'

Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-

'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.

Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'

by tommybisho-sama October 8, 2022