Tom Spath

A giant bagel

Tom Spath is a giant bagel

by Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley December 12, 2022

to Tom Scott

verb;

to choke on vapour from a vape or e-cigarette.

I completely Tom Scotted a few minutes ago because of that funny bird video.

Oh, that's what to Tom Scott means.

by tom scott definer dude September 5, 2023

Tom Simp

a siml

damn he’s a tom simp x

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

Tom's Diner

That song by Suzanne Vega (later remixed by DNA) that goes "Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do". Inspired by a real life restaurant called "Tom's Restaurant", which can be seen in many episodes of "Seinfeld".

"You know, I'm just chilling at Tom's Diner, smoking cigs and reading Garfield. Oh look, William Holden is dead"

"I am sitting in the morning at the diner on the corner, I am waiting at the counter for the man to pour the coffee."

by j@mbo February 10, 2021

Tom and Isabelle

A dreamy and unimaginably compatible couple that are in love and don't want to admit it

Person 1: did you see tom and isabelle... they’re so perfect for each other

Person 2: i wish they’d just admit it already

by b_i_c_t_h March 10, 2021

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021

Tom Classic

"Oh he's pulled a Tom Classic."

A "Tom Classic" is what you say when someone has deserted at the worst possible time. E.g . They have gone AFK during a game or left mid-conversation.

A Tom Classic is essentially what you say when someone has left at the worst possible time.

It originates from Tom always deafening in Discord and going AFK during games at the worst possible times.

"Oh he's left-right as we needed him, he's pulled a Tom Classic."

by Omg_im_aware January 4, 2022