Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
by Mark7897 May 13, 2018
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Sniper Nut

A Sniper Nut is when a man is able to nut with such precision, he can hit an object as small as a nickel from a distance of at least 6 feet.
John: Oh man, I just hit the sickest Sniper Nut. I managed to hit my cousin in the eye from 11 feet away!

Alex: Woah, cool! I managed to Sniper Nut through my engagement ring from 12 feet away!
by Spoom1901 August 19, 2019
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YA NUT

Used at the end of a sentence that is usually making fun of the listener or when sarcastically stating the obvious.

Derived from ya dig.
"Dude, your shirt is fucking stupid, YA NUT."
"Don't even talk, your shit is wack, YA NUT."
"YEAH MAN, MY CAT USES THE LITTER BOX, YA NUT."
"Your game's weak, mine's the best, YA NUT."
by DJ Cire March 26, 2010
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platonic nut

When you get that nut off by a girl you consider as close as family
Bruh last night I got that platonic nut off
by juul queen January 09, 2018
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belly nut

When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.
Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!
by Manwhyamihere May 11, 2018
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Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.
If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker
by The_Ulimate_Noob November 13, 2020
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Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!
“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”
by Terrysuki July 25, 2022
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