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Nut Splash

When you take a dump and the backsplash hits your testicles.
Man, I had the squirts yesterday and shat so hard I got a diarrhea nut splash. I hope I got it all off.
by Velocinox October 28, 2010
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nut-vember

Nut-vember is holiday spent in the month of November where instead of no nut November you do the exact opposite
Ya I'm participating in Nut-vember where I destroy my penis
by Uniboss November 4, 2020
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Nut-Burglar

A person who steals your cum after you masterbate and fall alseep.
joe: damn dude after I nutted while watching some henti. I noticed there wasent a stain on my sheets.

bob: dude I think the nut-burglar robbed you of your cum
by nutburguler April 4, 2017
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bitch with the nuts

A hot rod term that describes an American muscle car with dual exhaust, that has two mufflers (usually Flowmasters) and a large differential visible when seen from the rear.
Me and my buddy were out cruisin' and my buddy says, Wow, check it out, that Camaro is "the Bitch with the Nuts!"
by Ace Wheelin June 17, 2008
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Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023
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Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh
Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?
by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023
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Gnats nuts

by E. Dijkstra March 16, 2010
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