Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

Flat Earth

Mythological view of our world

Believe it or not, there are still people who believe in a flat Earth.

by Newmarduk December 23, 2021

flat ass

my ass. It is just a longer part of your back.

Person:What is a flat ass?
Me: My ass.

by mepmep. December 30, 2021

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

Flat

A DMV (dc, northern virginia, maryland) slang meaning, “fresh”.

One may also say: “Stanley”. This is a play on words- gesturing to the famous childhood book, “Flat Stanley”.

Calling someone Stanley is calling them Flat.

*Your boy posts his fit on Instagram*

Your comment: “Flattt 🔥💯” or “Stanley 🫰”

by vimus May 26, 2022

Flat three D

A flat that adores milly

Flat three d loves milky

by anonymous May 27, 2022

Flat Up

A combination a “straight up” and “flat out”. It’s more powerful.

He flat up lied for us.

by Barbara_Bangkok May 27, 2022