britney spears

A female version of Adolf Hitler.

Girl #1: Zomg, I had the most sweetest dream of me and George! I wish he would notice me! Dreaming about him is so yummy. Do you dream about anyone?

Girl #2: Sure, George. We have an this thing for each other.

Girl #1: (O.O) WHAT?!

Girl #2: Yes, we often talk about strangling and castrating each other. I loathe him so my dreams kinda go like this: *BOOM* *FIRE* *EXPLOSIONS* *CRASH* (insert maniacal laughter) from Adolf Hitler. Or Britney Spears, whichever one works.

Girl #1: *runs away crying*

by a femme September 22, 2007

Fucking F-Swear

1. To agree with something.
2. Reaction to something that went from.

1.Lets go to the Package Store and get some beer.
Fucking F-Swear, lets do it.

2. Dude, you just split beer on the floor.
Aw, fucking f-swear

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

sears grand

A combination of K-Mart and Sears. Relatively shitty with multiple creeps and weirdos in residence. "Grand" is false advertising, nothing a Sears Grand is... "grand"

Daddy you broke my iPod!

Sears Grand 4 lyfe!

by berad52 April 2, 2008

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

sears

A unit of measurement equal to the height of the Sears tower. Can be used to define both vertical and horizontal distances.

It is approximately 350 sears from vegas to San Diego if you travel by RV.

by Mark Markham January 26, 2005

meat sweats

When you perspire heavily cuz your really nervous about meating someone.

I had a backstage pass to the Justin Bieber concert, but when he came over to talk to me I got a bad case of the meat sweats.

by El Capitan Poopy Pantalones November 28, 2011

sweats

This refers to sweating.

"You've got many sweats," uttered by Tenzin Choegyal (a Tibetan living in Dharmsala, India) while hiking in the Grand Canyon with Gregory V. Richardson on 15 March 2004.

by Gregory V. Richardson March 22, 2004