strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

strawberries with nuts

WORSHIP IT

Strawberries with nuts! Ho Huo huo

by Voidar March 13, 2018

Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Strawberry Milkshake

When you fuck a girl on her period and cum in her pussy, effectively mixing both together and creating a delicious treat

John: I gave that girl a Strawberry Milkshake yesterday, you want some?
Mike: what the fuck John

by imintheforest September 20, 2021

strawberry system

lil gay people, loves star sys, hates blueberries, loves strawberries, yassssss

NO, strawberry system

by Strawberrysys May 28, 2022

South Sudan Strawberry Yogurt

When you and your significant other shit bloody diarrhea into eachothers ears and use your/their dick like a spoon to scoop it out and eat it like its strawberry yogurt.

Hey babe! Want to go try some south sudan strawberry yogurt after we try some belgian waffle pudding ?

by seachips January 11, 2025

Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.

I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.

by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017