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Strawberry Shortcake

Rubbing a woman's period blood on a biscuit, and then a man ejaculates on it. After which, she eats it and calls it strawberry shortcake.

I thought I wasn't getting any last night from Tina since she's on her rag. But that didn't stop her, she even ate a strawberry shortcake.

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