Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020

Simmonds

A top shagger who walks around and owns the place, everybody literally worships him.
Absolutely beautiful fuckin top bloke with a iron pole instead of a phallus. Nobody every chats shit about a simmonds except those scrawny little beg cunts eh!

random bloke: “I was w simmonds yesterday”

sassy: “oh fr bro that’s mad i bet you got cooked eh cunt, it’s always a top time when your with a simmonds”
random bloke: “how’d you guess lad, nearly tripped balls last night it was so sick”
sassy: “only thing i’d expect from a simmonds”

by your bog-standard gerald November 15, 2020

Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name

Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him

by Valk Strider November 30, 2020

Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.

Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

simon

they have a huge monster cock.

oh my god its simon dont cum yet

by lolnogæhœ December 11, 2020

simmoid

when something is very delayed

wow that message was so simmoid

by warlocksarefornoobsL December 24, 2020

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021