shit hits the fan

The point at which "the shit hits the fan" is the point at which an already unstable situation devolves into utter chaos, often in spite of--or even due to--a higher authority's attempt to control it.

"But what happens if the cops try to suppress the protest?"
"Well, then, the shit hits the fan."
"A full-scale riot?"
"Exactly."

by Shockz0rz November 7, 2008

shit sickle

That which hangs from a dog's ass in extremely cold weather.

That maingy mutt needs a cut! Look at all those shit sickles hanging from his ass!

by digger January 2, 2005

Im high as shit

A way of saying you are really, really stoned from smoking alot of Marijuana.

(Josh):Dude, Im high as shit.
(Travis): Hell yeah, me too.

by JustLikeJsh May 7, 2007

shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

Your Shit Is Wack

One of 2 catchphrases used in the song "Haters" by New Jersey Hardcore Rap Rock group "the product of control."
(The other being "Get Off My Dick").

Describing the complete and total non-originality, corniness and lack of imagination of a person or a group.

"Get up and get off my sack...
Your shit is wack."

by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

emergency shit

the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

by justtoobad February 23, 2009

Centaur Shit

When Horse Shit just isn't enough...meet the new, accelerated version. Horse shit might be gross, but centaur shit takes the cake, devours the man, chews it up and shits it out thrice.

I can't believe LJ thinks I act like I'm 12!? What a load of Centaur Shit.

by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010