Asshole Scale

A scale with which to measure someone's level of jerkishness. It numbers from 1-10.

You, my friend, just went up another notch on the Asshole Scale!

by ruk182 February 7, 2010

Rictor Scale

Rateing someone on a scale of 1-10 on if you would fuck them. Usually combined with the Man Scale.
See also Man Scale

Josh: "She's like a 1 on the man scale but a 9 on the rictor scale."
Garrett: "Not even close. Shes like a 0 on the man but a 4 on the rictor."

by ThyPenguin March 28, 2010

Man scaping

The act of when a man is so sepf concious about his dick or his wife likes it just plain and meaty

The man shaves of his pubes so it is just fresh for his wife.

"Did you hear about barry he was man scaping in the work bathroom coz his wife likes it raw up the fanny just skin"

by Roccorocks8 August 12, 2018

Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.

George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.

by R. Lemon March 11, 2008

The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!

Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!

by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that uses a females defining features to give them an overall score
Ex.
30% do she got a booty
30% cute face

30% some tig ol bitties
10% is she boring
Rate the contestant appropriately and total their score.

(you would normal start the conversation by seeing an attractive woman walk by and share a quick judgement among colleges)
Guy 1: Ay, 7
Guy 2: hmmm, nah she's like a 4
1-10 female attractiveness scale

by junglegym4221@yahoo. com September 8, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

1. Not if she was the last woman on earth
2. If you had to pick between 1 and 2 you´d pick 2 but not by much
3. Not datable
4. Would be able to be near
5. Nothing special but not terrible
6. Not bad
7. She´s cute
8. Definitely datable
9. ¨Dude how´d you get her?!?¨
10. Would marry on spot if possible

Gary :¨Hey man you know Chloe she´s not as bad as i thought she was
Ken: Yah, on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale she´s like a 6 or a 7

by Suck my weiner holmes November 13, 2016