sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

sausage feaster

A person who lurks in a secret group on social media but does not participate or contribute in anyway. Could be there to spy or report certain posts.

Heads up just cut 25 sausage feaster I've never heard of and I spend enough time here. New sherriff in town you dont post your not invited to the show. Step your shit up or by felicia

by bbbadddbitch June 9, 2018

dumb sausage

One of the kindest names to call someone

You're such a dumb sausage

by Buster71373 February 25, 2017

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

dingle sausage

Relative to a human dingle berry, a very indecisive person who cannot keep plans to save their life

Todd: Last week Tim told me he wanted to go to cancun and now he wants to buy a four wheeler. Only to end up buying a pointless engagement ring.
James: Oh what a dingle sausage.

by Goaty12 February 22, 2017

smoke sausage

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009