Sausage Stick

A penis

I wonder if chase has a big sausage stick.

by iloveyoudylan October 18, 2009

sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.

Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"

by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017

Sausage Slam

An alternative to punching someone in the face. When angered, your dick can also be used as a weapon: just whip it out, get hard, then run into whatever part of someone you would like to cripple.

Biff: "Your sister's a whore!"
Charlie: "Get ready to receive a sausage slam!"

by DennisLeary July 25, 2009

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 19, 2018

sausage bowl

Having 3 or more dicks in your pussy at once

Man, that sausage bowl we did with Isabel last night was intense

by DaddyNutt September 25, 2018

Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

by Craftywanker123321 May 30, 2009

smoke sausage

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004