Sausage Patty

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.

Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.

by Bringindowntheblouse October 10, 2015

Frying the sausage

Frying the sausage is when a female puts a males penis into a toaster, oven, or air fryer to get it crispier before the sucks the dog.

Frying the sausage example “I cant wait to fry your sausage so its nice and crispy for my mouth”

by Peter Nicoll April 9, 2021

sausage fest

A entire dinner of just sausage, nothing else

Bob: Hey, what's for dinner?
Bill: We are having a sausage fest. Nothing but sausage.

by MrWalrusUB January 28, 2018

Susan sausage

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020

smoke sausage

see blowjob

hey baby been smokin sausage all night too yeah boy

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

by Craftywanker123321 May 29, 2009