Rancho Santa Margarita 

A planned community which does not deserve the title "city". Legally it may be a city, but most recognize it as a suburb of Mission Viejo. Also known as "RSM" by its local starbucks-sipping tweenie bopper population.

"You're from Rancho Santa Margarita? Gee I bet that's not a planned community."

-Will Ferrell while taking a call on KROQ, a Southern California radio station

Rancho Santa Margarita by LaChad January 2, 2008

salty santa clause

when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.

david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.

salty santa clause by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006

Dictator-for-Life Santa 

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.

All hail!

Dictator-for-Life Santa by Natepalm October 22, 2003

Dirty Santa 

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.

He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.

Dirty Santa by Pamber December 9, 2012

Kill Santa 

Sucking the joy out a given area of interest, effectively damaging or destroying any related hopes and dreams.

It is named for the feeling you get when, as a child, you are told that Santa doesn't exist. Thus, killing Santa.

Guy 1: "You know, Taco Bell's meat isn't REALLY 80% beef"
Guy 2: "Way to kill Santa, guy"

Guy 1: "You know no girl is ever going to like you"
Guy 2: "You know you're killing Santa for me, right?"

Kill Santa by lillockey March 23, 2011

Penis Santa 

A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.

Child
Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!

Penis Santa by ass fairy November 18, 2003

Unsatisfied Santa 

After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant smearing should resemble that classic white beard the jolly man is known for.

Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.

Unsatisfied Santa by nipopolis January 4, 2009