sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!

You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?

sand in your vagina by rubberbudgie October 8, 2003

King of Sand Niggers 

A game played by two or more individuals. The aim of the game the game is to get as much sand on or inside your body by lying still in the sea and letting the waves roll over you. Th winner of the game is the person with most sand in each orifice.

Guy1:"I'm the king of sand niggers!"
Guy2:" No clearly im the king of sand niggers i got way more sand in my eyes!!

King of Sand Niggers by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

sandstone shit 

When you have a huge turd come out and little shit flakes break off and swim around in the bowl.

"Holy crap! I just took a huge a shit and it was all flaky!"

"Dude1 That was a sandstone shit!"

"Dude! Gnarly!"

sandstone shit by dude007 May 28, 2008

sand in your vagina

When someone is bein impossible. Comin at you bitching over any and everything

All I said was "look hun,we got 4 grand a month goin out in credit card bills, unless yo ass plannin on gettin a job maybe you should chill on the........

(Her) nigga who the fuck is you talkin to like that. Last time I checked YO ass was paying 19.99 a month for your "milfs with jugs" subscription

Me - what a bitch, you obviously have sand in your vagina , don't worry, it should clear up in 2 or 3 days

sand in your vagina by hookdaddy January 13, 2016

Persian Sand Goggles 

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

Persian Sand Goggles by Paigema July 24, 2011

sand shark 

after busting during intercourse, rubbing your penis in sand and pushing it back into the girls pussy

i just sandsharked my teacher on the beach

sand shark by Jack----- May 13, 2005

BP sandstrom

To oil up with your partner, normally at night, and have intercourse in a sandy place. Likely to be a beach.

Tod: "Barb and I had a BP sandstrom last night."

Josh: "Nice but Barb and I did that in college."

Joey: "I just did it 3 minutes ago to Barb. What a Score!"

BP sandstrom by BENITO MANIC June 12, 2011