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Once there was a sexy submissive slave named Alex. She love to get fucked hard by her owner Daniel. One day while Daniel was fucking Alex, he had the idea of publicly humiliating her. "No, please don't!" Said Alex. "Awww, are you afraid slut?" "Well too bad!" So they went out and Daniel fucked Alex in public.
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Once there was a sexy submissive slave named Alex. She love to get fucked hard by her owner Daniel. One day while Daniel was fucking Alex, he had the idea of publicly humiliating her. "No, please don't!" Said Alex. "Awww, are you afraid slut?" "Well too bad!" So they went out and Daniel fucked Alex in public.
If that didn't make you horny I don't know what will!
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Lily is at school and suddenly she looks at Bryan and her pussy gets wet and Bryan gets a boner. She asked him do you want to come over. He says yes. Bryan walks into her house and she is naked. He takes off all his clothes and fucks lily until she cums all over him. She gives him a blow job and he cums. He fucks lily again until she can't walk.
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My friends invited me to a party but I told them that I didn’t feel like it. But little did they know I was talking to a guy and he invited me over. I’ve never met this guy we matched on tinder. He said I was so butifull and that tonight if I showed up he might have sex with me. I showed up and I was nervous I’ve never had sex before. So there I was and the guy didn’t look like the man I was talking to he sat me down on the edge of the bed and he was stroking my lips with his thumb he asked me how old I was 15 I looked 22 so that’s what I told him. He said oh good because I’m 45 then as he was stroking his thumb across my lips he started to put his fingers in my mouth. He says baby you have to open wider no wider. That’s it good girl. He stands me up and puts me on the bed on my hands and knees and tells me to stay. he strips himself down till he’s naked and then comes over to me and grabs under my dress and rips my fish nets. That reveled my thong he moves the small peice of fabric to the side and puts his hand on my mouth and tells me to spit and he says do as I say or I will hurt you then he puts my spit on his dick and starts fucking me I bite my lip to hold in my moan and it became unbearable I then screached he’s said im going to cum I said then get out of me now! He then fucked me harder and harder and I passed out and now I’m pregnant
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My friends invited me to a party but I told them that I didn’t feel like it. But little did they know I was talking to a guy and he invited me over. I’ve never met this guy we matched on tinder. He said I was so butifull and that tonight if I showed up he might have sex with me. I showed up and I was nervous I’ve never had sex before. So there I was and the guy didn’t look like the man I was talking to he sat me down on the edge of the bed and he was stroking my lips with his thumb he asked me how old I was 15 I looked 22 so that’s what I told him. He said oh good because I’m 45 then as he was stroking his thumb across my lips he started to put his fingers in my mouth. He says baby you have to open wider no wider. That’s it good girl. He stands me up and puts me on the bed on my hands and knees and tells me to stay. he strips himself down till he’s naked and then comes over to me and grabs under my dress and rips my fish nets. That reveled my thong he moves the small peice of fabric to the side and puts his hand on my mouth and tells me to spit and he says do as I say or I will hurt you then he puts my spit on his dick and starts fucking me I bite my lip to hold in my moan and it became unbearable I then screached he’s said im going to cum I said then get out of me now! He then fucked me harder and harder and I passed out and now I’m pregnant
That’s my sex story
by Coconut girl April 15, 2022
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