shromp

A combination of the words shred and stomp, most often heard in the context of surfing. As in pumping your surfboard on a mushy wave to pass the flat sections and gain speed. Can also be used to describe a similar pumping movement on a skateboard or snowboard to gain speed.

The waves were so mushy on the takeoff, all I could do was shromp it to the inside hollow section.

or

Do you wanna bonnie it or just shromp?

by bastionthelionslayer September 2, 2009

shripples

shrék nipples

his nipples resembled shripples

by yeahboiurmom6969 October 13, 2017

Shrimpo

A king shrimp that wants to evade earth and take over the planet

I'm gonne defeat that shrimpo man!

by Shrimpo November 16, 2018

shlimpop vacation

the period inbetween two jobs.

THis shlimpop vacation has been carried out for entirely too long...

by Pat Don May 13, 2005

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

scrimpled

a small unsurcomsized,wrinkled,srivled up dick.

omg Scott has a scrimpled up dick its nasty!

by patriot rue September 29, 2009

scrimpet

small portion of some material, usually drugs or food.

sometimes spelled: "scrimplet"

dude, I have no money, let me just have a scrimpet of your <insert drug>

1: do you have any <insert food/drug> left?

2: Nah, I just have a scrimpet

by gordonliu June 15, 2011