bastionthelionslayer's definitions

bronk

To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.

When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.

by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009

shromp

A combination of the words shred and stomp, most often heard in the context of surfing. As in pumping your surfboard on a mushy wave to pass the flat sections and gain speed. Can also be used to describe a similar pumping movement on a skateboard or snowboard to gain speed.

The waves were so mushy on the takeoff, all I could do was shromp it to the inside hollow section.

or

Do you wanna bonnie it or just shromp?

by bastionthelionslayer September 2, 2009