Sam Eppers

A fucking pussy. No one likes him. So ugly and unattractive. Sucks at baseball too

Wow look it's sam eppers. I feel bad for his family for having to raise him.

by Legsjquabdnssn October 26, 2016

Sam

He/she is a wonderful, easy to talk to person, he/she is a good listener and is oftenly very attractive

God Sam is just such a good listener

by Penguin10032016 November 22, 2016

Sam

A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.

Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."

by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016

sam linton

The best basketball player you will ever meet. He is a force on the court and no one can stop him. He has unbeliveble work ethic. Off the court he is a real ladiesman. He hits threes on and off the court ;).

Person1: Man I'm feeling great today
Person2: Like Sam Linton?
Person1: No, not that great.

by Larsisco21 December 14, 2016

sam groth

A guy who sucks at tennis and apparently holds the world fastest serve 263km

Who's that oh it's Sam Groth

by Hotstuff11 January 11, 2017

sam boothe

A rude, unintelligible and ignorant loud-mouthed person, typically one who mocks others often

"Don't be such a Sam Boothe!"
"What do you mean?"
"You're being rude and ignorant right now. Talk to me when you become more like Madison Costeira."

by sam boothsssssagfvhsanhbfgtdct April 11, 2017

Sam

If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .

Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me

by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017