by imbatman.noireallyam April 24, 2014

This is a rare mammal only known to some of the lynfield college people, he stalks his prey (beef jerky) and pounces behind it. buttfucking & eating it at the same time. A very dangerous animal when it come's to food, I wouldn't go anywhere near him with beef jerky.
Ashton: DUDE what the fuck are you doing with beef jerky at school?
Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.
Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
Kouroush: I don't know man? I'm hungry. man's gotta eat his lunch.
Ashton: DANE ROBERTS HANSEN WILL FUCKING ATTACK YOU IF HE SEE'S YOU WITH THAT SHIT
by boomheadshotmealtime July 11, 2011

by migget August 6, 2009

The british actor/singer who is most famous by his role in TWILIGHT. Robert Pattinson is his real name and Spunk Ransom is his stage name. Pattinson plays Edward Cullen, a vampire, who falls in love with bella swan (Kristen Stewart). Check out his song on the twilight album "Never Think"
Dude are you going to go see that performer tonight?
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
yeahh dude he is such a spunk ransom/Robert Pattinson!
by criestinaa January 30, 2009

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet and a state champion 300 hurdler beating everyone in his way. don’t fuck with this nigga he fast. he also uses toys a lot
by i need sleep omg April 25, 2019

A charming, concious , handsome,intelligent ,ambitous,romantic, funny,energetic , and talented young black intelect on lifes many roads to success, always eagar and willing to take on any obstacle head on. very friendly and is always open for connections.
by lee-git September 1, 2010

by Kathryn Alyse Moore October 12, 2008
