1. A person who tries to create a Rasta image by going to a shop and picking anything that is red, yellow, and green that will make their scenester friends jealous. Usually kids who saw someone (probably from a lame ass band) with a Bob Marley shirt on.
2. A person who claims to know everything about the Rastafarian culture but their only "knowledge" about it is dreads, weed, acoustic guitars, red, yellow and green apparel, and Bob Marley.
3. A person who want dreads (just like their idol Bob Marley) but cannot get them because their mommies don't want to pay a large amount of money for them to get done.
These kids are easy to spot out because they almost always overdue the Rasta colours and Bob Marley merchandise.
It is not cool to being a Rastaphony.
2. A person who claims to know everything about the Rastafarian culture but their only "knowledge" about it is dreads, weed, acoustic guitars, red, yellow and green apparel, and Bob Marley.
3. A person who want dreads (just like their idol Bob Marley) but cannot get them because their mommies don't want to pay a large amount of money for them to get done.
These kids are easy to spot out because they almost always overdue the Rasta colours and Bob Marley merchandise.
It is not cool to being a Rastaphony.
Conformist 1-"Oh dude this Rasta hat is tight. Oh and these Rasta bracelets are fuckin' sick! That rasta sweater over there is beast!"
Conformist 2-"OMG! Look at that Bob Marley shirt! Dude look at that Bob Marley poster! This peace sign necklace says "One Love" lets get it!"
Non-Conformists-"Rastaphony."
Conformist 2-"OMG! Look at that Bob Marley shirt! Dude look at that Bob Marley poster! This peace sign necklace says "One Love" lets get it!"
Non-Conformists-"Rastaphony."
by anticonformists April 12, 2010
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While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.
by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007
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When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010
Get the posted n' roasted mug.To engage in wrestling an animal or individual with the odds of winning overwhelming in your favor;
To participate in a savage physical conflict in which one's opponent faces insurmountable odds and almost certain defeat.
To participate in a savage physical conflict in which one's opponent faces insurmountable odds and almost certain defeat.
Me and ol' Billy Joe spent the day out in the bayou rastlen' dem swamp crocs. When I got my gun in han' they aint never had a chance in duh world;
For example: rastleing would describe a situation in which a person is using an extraordinary excessive amount of firepower to utterly obliterate a small harmless woodland creature.
For example: rastleing would describe a situation in which a person is using an extraordinary excessive amount of firepower to utterly obliterate a small harmless woodland creature.
by Jordan T! August 16, 2011
Get the rastle mug.How this religion came to be: On the island of jamaica a bunch of christians came together around a camp fire. Not having any wood to burn they unknowingly threw massive amounts of weed aka(ganja, hemp, mary jane)into the flame. The high that followed lasted for days, and days and days. At this time period, there was a restaurant called Zion. Being that they had the munchies for a month, they ate massive amounts of food at Zion's. The favorite menu item was jahfries. However, massive constipation soon followed the ingestion of said item. The only cure for this type of constipation was to dig JahRoots up out of the ground. Thus, Rastafarians around the world love jah roots, and wish to get to Zion, where jahfries are abundant.
by JahRootsBrrraapp! April 27, 2009
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Spending countless hours working with HEC-RAS (the Army Corps of Engineers' Hydrologic Engineering Center's River Analysis System). It's pleasurable at first, but becomes painful after countless hours, days, and weeks working on the same project. See http://www.hec.usace.army.mil/software/hec-ras/index.html
Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.
Only spelled with capital RAS since "rasturbation" (no caps) deals with digital photography.
Learning proper RASturbation techniques can be an excellent educational and career-advancing endeavor. Man, I love that I get paid to RASturbate. I've been RASturbating on this project for so long that it's not fun anymore; it actually hurts. Do you want to look over my shoulder and watch me RASturbate? She taught the new intern how to RASturbate.
by jaLuv December 17, 2008
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