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Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???
Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023
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Rich

A pure fat ass with a funny face , loves dicksucking people , scared of pussy
hey i’m rich and i’m fat
by ilovefathoes November 21, 2023
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Gas-Rich

Meaning they have a ton of natural gas they could be using.
Hym "Hey, speaking of 'gas-rich countries,' where's the gas? In Palestine, I mean. Where exactly IS the gas? It's not... Is it... Is it in the northern part of Gaza? Is THAT where it is? The northern part of Gaza?"
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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too rich to move

Humorous term for someone's suddenly acquiring such a vast quantity of one or more desirable items that he feels like he's standing in the one single empty space in that child's "fifteen puzzle" sliding-tiles game, where you can only move one numbered block at a time... in other words, he's totally surrounded by enormous heaps of goodies, but he has absolutely zero “wiggle room” --- i.e., empty space in any direction --- to actually work with or process said newfound bounty. It'd be like if he’d meekly “asked around” to see if anyone had any scrap lumber, and then multitudes of people hastily converged on his property and generously heaped his entire yard so full of boards, beams, and plywood that he couldn't even walk out of his front door, or if a local home/business-owner who was “downsizing” had offered him an entire shed full of either huge bulging bags of returnables or pallets shrink-wrap-stacked to the ceiling with some of his favorite canned good or household items, but the building was so tightly crammed that there was only barely room to open the door a couple feet, thus preventing him from actually entering the shed and sorting through said windfall; in both cases he would be obliged to timidly "pick at the edges" of the mountain, tediously removing the items literally one-by-one.
Two classic examples of someone’s feeling “too rich to move” would be:
(1) if someone presented him with a huge 3-ring binder that was opened out flat, and the “presenter” had unthinkingly loaded BOTH “halves” of said binder with sheets “right up to the tops of the rings”, so that now the book’s unfortunate recipient could not actually turn any of the pages or even close the cover; he would therefore be obliged to procure another similar-sized binder and then carefully transfer half of the “overflowing” tome’s pages over into this second empty binder, so he could then peruse the work’s text a page at a time, or
(2) someone unfamiliar with how magnetic-tape players or film-projectors function had naively spliced two completely-filled reels of tape/film together, spindled the humongous spools onto a portable tape-deck or projector, and then proudly presented said “loaded-up ‘n’ ready” unit to another person, never realizing that said speechlessly-unnerved recipient would not be able to play said material "as-is", since there would literally be “nowhere for the strip of media to go” once it started rolling.
by QuacksO November 16, 2018
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bed rich

Adjective, when more than half of the covers are on your side of the bed. Leaving your partner's with a bare minimum.
I didn't steal the covers. I'm bed rich.
by TechRescue December 10, 2018
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Fresh Toilet Rich

So rich that you can afford to have your toilet replaced by a fresh one after you use it once.
"Forget about making six figures, I'm trying to get Fresh Toilet Rich!"
by BlorpBlorp August 31, 2017
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boomer rich

Anyone living high on the hog by promising away the future labor of their own or other people's children.
That guy in the tricked out wheelchair is on SSI and disability. He's peak boomer rich.
by DannyQ88 February 28, 2019
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