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Porn Gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
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Porn Residue

The leftover pop up porn ads that are left behind your main browser after a stroke sesh.
JAKE!!! Keep your dick in your pants boy. I'm getting tired of seeing all this porn residue every time I get on the computer.
by Pierre2010 April 18, 2010
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death porn

Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.

A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
by sj0r May 23, 2006
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Porn Roll

When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of porn. Derived from Rick Rolling.
Damn, that movie trailer I wanted to see actually redirected me to "Big Ass Blonds 4". I just got Porn Rolled.
by You Just Got Porn Rolled December 24, 2009
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Porn Mining

1) The ceaseless activity of looking through porn sites for someone or something that you haven't seen yet.

2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.
I was up late porn mining.

He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.
by P Phunky Phat January 9, 2009
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Porn-Spoof

A pornographic film that is based off of a non-pornographic film.

The title is always a play off of the original title, and it includes sexual innuendo.

The plot is always loosely based off of the plot of the original movie, though it includes lots of sex.
Original: American Beauty
Porn-Spoof: American Booty

Original: Clockwork Orange
Porn-Spoof: Clockwork Orgy

Original: Slumdog Millionare
Porn-Spoof: Rawdog Millionaire*


*not yet produced
by The Supporter (yet again) April 8, 2009
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Emergency Porn

The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:

- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack

It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.

In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.
Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.
by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011
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