The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
Get the Porn Gremlinsmug. JAKE!!! Keep your dick in your pants boy. I'm getting tired of seeing all this porn residue every time I get on the computer.
by Pierre2010 April 18, 2010
Get the Porn Residuemug. Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.
A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
by sj0r May 23, 2006
Get the death pornmug. When what you think is a link to something you want to see actually directs you to a video of porn. Derived from Rick Rolling.
Damn, that movie trailer I wanted to see actually redirected me to "Big Ass Blonds 4". I just got Porn Rolled.
by You Just Got Porn Rolled December 24, 2009
Get the Porn Rollmug. 1) The ceaseless activity of looking through porn sites for someone or something that you haven't seen yet.
2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.
2) Obsessive review of material looking for something of interest.
I was up late porn mining.
He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.
He porn mined the shit out of that and couldn't find anything meaningful.
by P Phunky Phat January 9, 2009
Get the Porn Miningmug. A pornographic film that is based off of a non-pornographic film.
The title is always a play off of the original title, and it includes sexual innuendo.
The plot is always loosely based off of the plot of the original movie, though it includes lots of sex.
The title is always a play off of the original title, and it includes sexual innuendo.
The plot is always loosely based off of the plot of the original movie, though it includes lots of sex.
Original: American Beauty
Porn-Spoof: American Booty
Original: Clockwork Orange
Porn-Spoof: Clockwork Orgy
Original: Slumdog Millionare
Porn-Spoof: Rawdog Millionaire*
*not yet produced
Porn-Spoof: American Booty
Original: Clockwork Orange
Porn-Spoof: Clockwork Orgy
Original: Slumdog Millionare
Porn-Spoof: Rawdog Millionaire*
*not yet produced
by The Supporter (yet again) April 8, 2009
Get the Porn-Spoofmug. The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:
- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack
It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.
In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.
- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack
It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.
In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.
Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.
by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011
Get the Emergency Pornmug.