Bro Pollock

When you fuck some one but ejaculate in your hand, then high five your partner afterward with the ejaculate in your hand.

Dude, last night I smashed Sheila from accounting, gave her a bro pollock afterward.

by Daba Fett February 13, 2019

Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

joe pollitt

BIG GAY

joe pollitt can’t spell

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET June 14, 2019

Rollie Pollie Ollie

Aah

Rollie pollie ollie is dumb as hell

by Momma just sexy July 21, 2019

Joe-Polleyed

When you have too much alcohol in you and can’t handle it you are joe-polleyed.

Can’t wait to go out tonight and get joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.

by Rigid to February 2, 2020

satisfaction pollution

The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.

After flying with Delta, they dumped two weeks of their satisfaction pollution on me

by dr-factor February 4, 2020

Crapson Pollock

When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.

My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.

by Mom humor July 5, 2020