Turkish Prisoner

aka the turk p, turkish p
the turkish prisoner is the act of delivering a feisty

blowjob to a man, only using teeth.

some like it slow, some like it fast, the more teeth the better.

a blowjob with great zest and appeal is improved only when the

blower using teeth/sans tongue spit and gums and cheek to

simulate sex with the penis...erect or unerect.

"i love it when bad toothed motherfuckers give me the turkish prisoner."

great candidates to perform this bloody art are:

-anyone with braces
-canines
-madonna
-amy winehouse
-gary busey
-joan rivers

by david the white shadow January 25, 2008

poisonbob

A person who wins or kills anyone in any game. This person gets 1st place 99.99999% of the time and is capable of making a losing team win. Many people get jealous of the player and start cursing him, but this just makes the player get even more points/kills.

Person A: Yes 1 first!
Person B: No your not, check again.
Person A: God Damn, that poisonbob beat me again.
Person B: He also got 2 twice your score LOL!
Person A: -_-

by poisonbob February 14, 2012

sincerity poisoning

essentially the opposite of irony poisoning

When someone's sense of genuineness is so overboard that it becomes schmaltzy, overly sentimental, or corny. Baby boomers tend to be infected with this, especially celebrity boomers when talking about other celebrities (for example, Joe Piscopo). While the sincerity coming from the poisoned individual may, in fact, feel real to them, others around them will often identify it as fraudulent or overly nice.

1: Did you get Bill's email apologizing for all the little things he's done over the last year? Most of those weren't even a big deal anyways.

2: Yeah, I got that email. Bill used to be really sarcastic and ironic a lot in a funny, dry way, but I think it was too much for me.

1: People really saw him as emotionally disconnected, I think. Now he has sincerity poisoning to make up for it.

by DOOM_KAAL October 4, 2018

Prison Pass

When one takes a hit in the rear end

The race cars a blistering the track and,; "OH no driver #3 hits #11 in the rear spinning him out... The Prison Pass

by Hot Rod Hawk August 28, 2009

prison turkey

what the male asshole is called while incarcerated; in jail, the male's asshole becomes the equivalent of the female vagina

"Damn, Tyrone. Your prison turkey is feeling real damn good right now."

"Is it Thanksgiving? If so, then bend over. I'm feeling in the mood for some prison turkey."

by ssgssj May 18, 2015

prisoner's dilemma

The uncomfortable but ultimate acceptance of another dude farting at a the urinal while you're in the bathroom. You can't claim that it's an inappropriate place to fart, so you just gotta deal with it.

I was faced with the prisoner's dilemma right before my big interview at the company's headquarters.

by Ae5Ea8 May 19, 2016

prison enema

Prison slang for when a man pees into another man's ass during anal intercourse.

Prisoner 1: Hey did you see Big CJ give the new guy the prison enema last night?
Prisoner 2: Oh shit, really? That must've hurt.

by Kebi69 April 10, 2017