Smarty Panties

A person who avoids emotional drama in a physical altercation.

Ralphie is such a Smarty Panties. He told her 'Stopppp iiittt !!! after she bitch slapped him.

by TheSeth237 November 22, 2020

caca pantis

Means shitting in your underwear or that's bullshit.

That story was straight up caca pantis .

by El me to mero August 20, 2017

Bama Panty Pirating

When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.

Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

Papa Panties

Male underwear that have been aged. They typically have lost the elasticity in the band, causing them to slide off of the hips. The color is dull from being washed many times. The equivalent of granny panties for males.

How old are your papa panties? They are falling off of you.

by ThrashGod1028 May 3, 2022

Patchwork Panties

The extra crusty underwear of a hippie/wook (see def. wook) girl, never name-brand, sometimes homemade, sometimes not there at all.

She was so crunchy, she had patchwork panties.

by the troof March 13, 2013

Pantie

This word only works if you manage the right accent. This refers to any pair of pants or underwear. The best kind of pantie does not permit your balls to cling to your thighs.

I pulled down your pantie and sucked the butthole.

by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019

Cranky Panty

A being that is frustrated while wearing female underwear. Can be cute at the same time.

"Damn g, you a cranky panty."
"This woman was so cute but was a real cranky panty."

by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021