mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.
'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"
by ayylamo February 29, 2016
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No puppy

Can I have a puppy.
No puppy, or I don’t love you
by carinsainest July 22, 2023
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puppy toy

A toy designed for puppies to play with.
I got a puppy toy for a puppy to play with.
by Ritacca March 08, 2023
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CUTE PUPPY

Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...
"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."
by Sickapple Nation February 21, 2016
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Puppy Playland

AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass bosse's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs. Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....." It smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit. Ninja employees sometimes scale the wall to retrieve lost balls.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
by Shitcleaner November 24, 2007
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puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up
You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her
by bjrebel February 28, 2014
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