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woodville ohio 

Probably the pimple of Ohio! It is the WORST town in Ohio by far! The heroin overdose rate is sky high. The police are always on your ass, that's why the town is know for speed trapping. If your going -6 mph they will still stop you for speeeding! Most kids there are either druggies or just straight up hicks who think it's cool to dip and fuck their cousin. Don't even get me started on the local schools.
"Oh you come from woodville Ohio? Go fuck yourself!"
woodville ohio by Shivaz March 21, 2017
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jacksonville ohio 

Jacksonville ohio, the place before Chauncey ohio & Glouster Ohio, it's like the step sister who thinks her shit doesn't stink, when her step brother glouster is the trashy drug dealer and her step sister Chauncey is the slutty stepsister with 5 kids by 5 different baby daddies. Jacksonville is the place where the people who live there get pissed when you say their from Glouster, even though it's 2 mIles up the road. Where the locals say "at least I'm not from glouster!" But they all go to the same High School.
"I'm not from Glouster Ohio, I'm from Jacksonville ohio! We are cleaner here and don't shoot heroin!"

The Ohio Hold On 

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"

Philo Ohio 

Philo Ohio, were do I begin everyone that lives hear are river rats, but momma never said being an inbread was the devil so here we are,but on the Friday night lights all the kids walk around packing there dip, and drinking beer and pshh there school is about as horrible as a regular nail going through dry wall with no stud did I mention where a bunch of redneck use ductape to fix everything kinda people. Bc all the yeeyee dippers are poor,but we're a really supportive community of dumbfuck crackheads but are we the only village that has 30 cops that live so close seems like there only ammusment is polling over people on dirtbikes or four-wheelers n what pothead doesn't go to the bottom of the bridge and take photos with a bunch of spraypaint everywhere
Philo Ohio by Yeeyee bub June 20, 2019

Zach Ohio 

Hey!! It’s Zach Ohio, lalala
Zach Ohio by Tractorcan November 24, 2021

Madison Ohio 

it’s a pretty dead town a lot of old and some younger white racist people. The only thing they have going on is fast food restaurants that aren’t even good and a Walmart. That’s about it.
madison ohio: the place is a dump
Madison Ohio by System is cool August 10, 2022

West Milton Ohio

The most terrible part of Ohio, as well as one of the leading Ohio cults most comparable to children of the corn, filled with crackheads and thots
Guy: yo dude can we stop by West Milton Ohio to pick up some pot?

Girl: if you want dirt sold to you, then yeah.