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Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.
by СукаБлять January 26, 2015
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Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.
Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022
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beef nut

The larger left testicle of a muscular bovine of a man.
I was just in the football team’s shower after practice this morning and I saw Chad’s sack. Man has a Thiqué beef nut on him.
by Cômrådę Thicqué December 25, 2020
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Nut Cap

The plug that forms inside the tip of your penis due to the presence of excess semen after ejaculation.
Bryan: Hey guys, after I nutted this morning I took a piss and totally watched the nut cap shoot out of my dick.
by JDawg098 August 20, 2011
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whiskey nuts

one who drinks to much and has psychic tendencies
that bum just threw his whiskey bottle at my head he must have gone whiskey nuts
by slayerofwords May 11, 2010
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Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.
noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.
by MostValuableB November 25, 2018
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nut biter

A person who bites the left or right nut regardless. They don't care what happened to it they will bite the living betsy out of it
I sucked his dick!
Was it big?
Damn right it was, I ended up biting his nuts, tho

I'm a nut biter, oh well
Did he scream?
Like a baby LOL
by Dangalang696969 June 19, 2015
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