hangover nap

the long ass naps you take when you're hungover

"I just woke up from my 4th hangover nap."

by bethany_esda April 7, 2019

Nap girlfriend

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.

Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed

by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

Disco Nap

A 30 minute nap usually after a heavy night of drinking the day before.

Feel like shit after last night, think I could use a disco nap to perk myself up.

by dustyleafmonk September 8, 2022