Jellybean Muncher

A jelly bean muncher is someone who enjoy providing oral pleasure to the rectum.

My buddy did acid yesterday and talked about how he liked eating jelly beans so much. I didn't realize he was a Jellybean Muncher

by Stacy's Aunt December 1, 2020

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Marriage muscle

(Noun) The penis.

The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...

by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 1, 2021

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Dirt Muncher

1) Someone who is worse than a bootlicker, who would happily eat the dirt beneath the feet of an authoritarian statist.
2) A coward

All these dirt munchers are trying to take my rights and freedoms.

by Hillbilly Philosopher April 9, 2021

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microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk

Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.

by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021

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When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

by Michelangelo November 29, 2021

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