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Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'
I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!
by WFTR November 1, 2013
mugGet the Dumping Monkeymug.

Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
by alynmo May 15, 2010
mugGet the Monkey Funkmug.

Accounts Monkey

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007
mugGet the Accounts Monkeymug.

Gang monkey

Weird lonely people on cord who've never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Gang monkeys include crashers,retards screaming nigger in a black cat and people who cloud chase on cord and people who think they though shit because they be "doxxing/swatting" niggas
Discordian: what's a gang monkey?
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
by Owner of 303 October 23, 2023
mugGet the Gang monkeymug.

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.
The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.
by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Stainmug.

Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.
Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...
by Tullie November 18, 2011
mugGet the Yarn monkeymug.

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
by Dave's World March 10, 2017
mugGet the shing monkeymug.

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