Arctic Monkeys

A group of five legends being five legends.

Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same

Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey

by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023

hungry monkey

When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.

Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.

by greven mead July 4, 2009

Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.

*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"

by Yeebus November 29, 2021

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.

The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.

by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018

Fucked Monkey

A person in a situation where there is no foreseeable way out.
Being in a whole lot of trouble.

1."Wow Ray got caught with 12 kilos of coke in his luggage, and is going away for 40 years?"
"Yeah, hes one Fucked Monkey."
2."You didn't study for the test,it's 60%of the grade,your a fucked monkey!"

by balls1888 April 28, 2010