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MINCER

A term used for someone who does things half arsed. Not using their full potential leaving others to fix their mistakes.
"Hey that guy Aaron is a total Mincer"

"Lorraine had to pick up jobs at work because Holly was being a Mincer"
by BIggestCookInEurope January 17, 2021
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Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 24, 2022
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Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..
"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"
by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009
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The Minge Dynasty (?-1979)

The Minge Dynasty,anachronistically referred to as the Era of the Woolly Mammoth,refers to the period where women sported a full muff. This began as far back as recorded history and continued until the late 1970s and the beginning of the Brazilian Epoch,uninterrupted except during the outbreak of the Black Plague when women shaved their privates to discourage flea infestation.
The Minge Dynasty (?-1979) ended with the advent of the thong and the bikini wax.
by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011
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Coal Miner Deep

When having anal sex and you go deep into her ass. You go as deep as a Coal Miner does into a coal mine.
by ReverendDecker November 9, 2015
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Coal Miner

When a girl shits without wiping and a dude picks at the left overs with his pinky
DUDE holie just let me coal miner her. I need some hand sanitizer .
by Whatdagaming April 18, 2016
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alaskan miner

When you fuck someone so hard that your dick can break through their vagina into their intestines.
by Diicienskaoi May 27, 2016
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