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life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
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Miles

He will use u. He will ask u out and then break up with u. he's going to find another girl to do the same thing to . be careful and make wise choices with miles. I learned that the hard way.
why are u talking to miles
by miles :) June 8, 2021
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fein mile

taking a blinker and running for as long as possible
i’m so winded after my fein mile
by amandaahrens February 2, 2024
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Miles

Miles is a nerd, a bit of a geek. He's pretty funny, definitely unique. This is a poem, and here's a critique; what's strong in his mind he lacks in physique. He's fun and he's smart and he's nice and he's cool, but weird and high tempered and kind of a fool. Smart but a dumbass, somehow a fusion; but the good traits and the bad traits are what make Miles human.
Person: "hi mile"
Miles: "hi mile"
by rg30836 April 28, 2021
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miles ng

James: Hey jerry do you wanna come to mine tonight and ill lick your balls
Jerry: no James im not a miles ng like John
by memeyselfandi April 15, 2018
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Miles

A very queer man.
That guy over there must be Miles, look at how gay he is!
by Pandabanker September 17, 2020
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Miles

Cock man, Nice balls. Incredible penis-12 inches long.
Millie: Miles has nice balls and a nice penis its 12 inches long, he was so good last night.
Mark: I know right his penis is so longggg.
by Misspenis-MIlesbae March 3, 2022
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