Michael Jackson

the guy that went hEE HEE

“hEE HEE” michael jackson when singing

by cthlovs May 19, 2019

Michael

The next president of the United States he is practically a king. He is a god among men and a god above gods. Hi holds a turkey sign and he has good grades

Hi Michael

by Theatreboy13 November 19, 2019

Michael

I guy who thinks he is really funny, but the person who laughs at his jokes the most is himself. His best friend is a dog and he is perfectly happy with that situation. He has written on his forehead “please mess with me.” His eyes get weaker the older he gets and he likes tattoos and his mom, but never thinks to combine the two.

The passenger complained because he thought that Michael’s forehead had “please argue with me” on it and then Michael argued back.

by Monkeypoxes January 6, 2020

Michael

Michael is a boy who is tall and stronger and handsomer than he knows. Despite being mature, he always dances and goofs around acting like a little kid but that’s what everyone loves! So many people love him and even tho he doesn’t see it, he impacts so many lives around him, even those of people who don’t know him that well. If Michael were to ever leave, the earth would feel like there’s a hole in it. Michael also can take many hits and even when someone hurts him, he’ll be there for them if they’re going through stuff. He never makes enemies, he’s never rude, his laugh and smile are contagious, and his eyes are paralyzing.

Boy 1: “Dude did you play with that Michael kid last night?”
Boy 2: “Yes he’s fricken awesome!”
Girl 1: “Omgosh he’s cute!”

Girl 2: “Ya that’s michael!”

by McChickenNuggies01 February 6, 2020

Michael

A sweet loving person. who looks sexy af. and his eyes shine like diamonds. Knows how to cheer you up no matter how harsh it is! He is just really fricken cute 😍

Morgan-Do you know micheal
Morgans friend- Yes! he is so hot
Morgan- i know right

Micheal- "overhearing" haha
Morgan- "whispering" Michael is the love of my life!

by fakethot78420 June 1, 2020

Michael Duncan

Often known to fuck his own family and his dogs. Michael Duncan is a man with many talents. In his free time, he likes fucking down syndrome kids while they shit in his mouth. Michael Duncan is mostly known for his down syndrome retarded girlfriend named shartina. Michael Duncan in his free time he likes to support the LGBT+ and the black community.

I just fucked my own family call me Michael Duncan

by MichaelDuncansHelenKellerCut April 28, 2021

Michael afton ward

My amazing and sexy husband who I love so so much and he’s just a perfect man who I absolutely adore and I want to spend the rest of my life with. I will marry this man even if he breaks up with me I do not care, I’ll kidnap him and keep my boyfriend in my house forever because I love him too much to allow him to leave

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“Stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one
“Shut the fuck up” -phøenix

by babe_girlz September 16, 2022