Mexican picnic 

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

Mexican picnic by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006

Mexican roulette

When an individual clearly has to drop some brown, but instead tempts fate by squeezing out a series seemingly abundant farts... much like squeezing the trigger in traditional Russian roulette.

A winning participant is blessed with the gift of hilarious flatulence and clean underwear, while a loser has to deal with the unpleasantness of a shart.

Karl's totally petrified of public toilets - he ended up losing at Mexican roulette last night at the bar and had to cab it home with shitty pants. What a douche.

Mexican roulette by thedoodthemaninthechair June 11, 2006

Mexican Hoho 

Rolled up grass that is unrolled and used by landscapers.

That guy is laying down some turf with a Mexican Hoho.

Mexican Hoho by Mario Lomas April 2, 2008

mexican doorknob 

whore, gutterslut, 5 dollar prostitute, girl who everyone gets their turn

Cherie is such a mexican doorknob, every wetback in town has had a turn fucking her

mexican doorknob by bibo t-baggins December 27, 2008

mexican tea kettle 

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

mexican tea kettle by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

Mexican Ninja Star Fight 

The act of throwing bent out of shape white table top things you find in a pizza box. They usually result in minor injury from dodging.

"That was one badass Mexican Ninja Star Fight."

Mexican Ninja Star Fight by WHENINDOUBT June 29, 2009

Mexican Impact

placing a ratchet or wrench on a stubborn nut then beating it with a hammer to break it

I had to use the old mexican impact to get that bolt off. didn't have the right size socket for the gun.

Mexican Impact by Novat February 18, 2010