The act of stroking your hard aroused dick back and forth until it releases cum and you get an orgasm, also a mess.
James saw as Jenny walked into the classroom, her perfect ass shaking up and down gave Jimmy a nervous arousal. He tried getting it down but it only got harder with each touch. Jenny walked over a few desks away from him which made his cock pop right out of his pants. He tried frantically tucking it back in but it was too late as Jenny had seen it. She got closer to him and took off her bra while turning around and placing her ass on James's desk, just inches away from his rock-hard member. At this point he couldn't take it anymore and started to masturbate wildly while rubbing it against Jenny's buttcheeks which revealed a pink thong. By now the entire class had noticed but he couldn't care less and was just a few strokes away from orgasm. Finally he moaned as he released shots upon shots upon shots of hot sperm as the entire class was left astonished. Snapping back to reality he noticed Jenny covering her mouth with her hand in shock while all dressed and never took off anything or was showing her ass and had realized he had imagined the whole thing. He frantically ran for the bathroom as the entire class was left speechless.
by EpicBoi47 October 13, 2022
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Get the masturbate mug.When you are so depressed that it's your only way of escape. Sure you can get pleasure from it, but it's temporary. And then you get even more depressed. Like cigarettes, It begins as a very fun and new and exciting process, given that you just discovered your puberty. But over the years, you just get tired of it.
You get tired over it and want to stop this once and for all. But you can't. You can't because it's just so addicting. It's basically self harm but a lot, lot less painful and harmful. But its still tiring. You can't stop. You regret ever starting it. But it's your only way of escape, from all your pain, suffering, and tiredness. Ever time you masturbate, you feel absolutely ashamed, pathetic, miserable and like an absolute piece of shit.
You start by feeling horny as fuck, either you probably open p*rn or just create pictures in your head of whatever fetish you have. I mostly have a fetish of female neck movement, and (partly) NATURAL and NOT FORCED female hiccups and burps. Enough of that. After that you hold your cock or shove in pussy (depends if you're a boy or girl. I am of the former.) And then you pleasure yourself as if you're having sex, but you actually don't. Many use lubricants like lotion or oil, or soap when you're in shower. but I personally prefer dry. I mostly masturbate during shower and before sleep. It's shitty, really.
You get tired over it and want to stop this once and for all. But you can't. You can't because it's just so addicting. It's basically self harm but a lot, lot less painful and harmful. But its still tiring. You can't stop. You regret ever starting it. But it's your only way of escape, from all your pain, suffering, and tiredness. Ever time you masturbate, you feel absolutely ashamed, pathetic, miserable and like an absolute piece of shit.
You start by feeling horny as fuck, either you probably open p*rn or just create pictures in your head of whatever fetish you have. I mostly have a fetish of female neck movement, and (partly) NATURAL and NOT FORCED female hiccups and burps. Enough of that. After that you hold your cock or shove in pussy (depends if you're a boy or girl. I am of the former.) And then you pleasure yourself as if you're having sex, but you actually don't. Many use lubricants like lotion or oil, or soap when you're in shower. but I personally prefer dry. I mostly masturbate during shower and before sleep. It's shitty, really.
Corbin: *goes to sleepover and can't masturbate*
Corbin: "guess I won't sleep today. I really need to masturbate. But I don't wanna. Man, my life just keep getting shitter."
Corbin: "guess I won't sleep today. I really need to masturbate. But I don't wanna. Man, my life just keep getting shitter."
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by Hitmantheman February 1, 2024
Get the Masturbation mug.Jake had nothing to do and he lived alone so he grabbed his laptop and some lotion. Jake ran to his bedroom. He took his pants off and got under the covers. He put the laptop next to himself and put porn on. He spread the lotion on his hands and started the masturbation process. He got hard instantly and rubbed the lotion on his penis for 5 minutes. Cum came flying out. His covers were ruined. Jack didn't care, he kept going, until he heard a knock on the door. His girlfriend came over with condoms and dildos.
"Sarah don't come in yet!" Jack yelled.
Sarah came in anyway to the sight of Jack masturbating. Sarah lifted her top.
"Bite it off!" Sarah said whilst showing her tits to Jack.
The strange man bit Sarah's bra off and sucked on her tits like there was no tomorrow. Sarah took her pants off and shoved Jack's penis in her vagina and shoved the dildo in her ass. 30 minutes later they're both sleeping doggy style.
"Sarah don't come in yet!" Jack yelled.
Sarah came in anyway to the sight of Jack masturbating. Sarah lifted her top.
"Bite it off!" Sarah said whilst showing her tits to Jack.
The strange man bit Sarah's bra off and sucked on her tits like there was no tomorrow. Sarah took her pants off and shoved Jack's penis in her vagina and shoved the dildo in her ass. 30 minutes later they're both sleeping doggy style.
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