Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 29, 2011

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 5, 2021

fridge monkey

a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.

"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"

" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"

by chiefyboy April 1, 2009

Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.

Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).

by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010

freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.

He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

monkey grooming

The act of 2 bearded co workers picking crumbs from each others beards and/or shoulder or back hair.

Philip and Roger were in the breakroom monkey grooming each other. How does one lose control of their cracker crumbs.

by Goshma Ballsich November 14, 2013

Monkey Bashes

A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.

Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”

by YungBritish February 8, 2019