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Matos'd

verb

1. To fuck over your co-workers
2. To lie to your co-workers about how large your work load is to form the impression you're busier than you actually are
Bill: "Hey Ed, what are your numbers for the night?"

Eddy: "I'm gonna be sinking tonight Bill, I've got a ton of work"

Jamie: "Bill, you realize you just got Matos'd. Eddy was sitting in the break room all night."
by Ham n cheese October 19, 2013
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Smack my Meat

what you doin' tonight?

Shit, i'm gonna Smack my Meat!!!
by Demario Smith May 31, 2007
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Meat Silencer

The erection an officer of the law experiences as he is stacking up behind other officers before making a forced entry into a private dwelling.
Damn, Bob was grinding his meat silencer into my back just before we busted into that drug dealers house!!!
by PrisoncityDub May 4, 2008
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meat thong

I hung out all day at home in my meat thong
by Cheesedonkey July 1, 2008
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meat piston

I was banging my meat piston in and out of her ass all night.
by big-k-special December 1, 2009
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Meat Seat

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting
Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(
by Poopstain687 June 16, 2011
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Meadow Heights

A small run down neighbourhood north/west side of the city of Melbourne. Meadow Heights is known mainly for the various crimes commited in the area.

Today, Meadow Heights is known by the locals and near by neighbourhoods as being part of "the ghetto" or "the hood". Multiple murders, rapes, stabbings and domestic disturbances are recorded to have occured in Meadow Heights. Locals are known to refer to the area as "The Heights". Surrounding neightbourhoods such as Craigieburn and Greenvale are known as the rich suburbs that fenced themselves off from Meadow Heights and other neighbourhoods. Street racing and drug dealing is a daily occurance on the main streets of The Heights at night. The majority of the people living in and around Meadow Heights are people of Middle Eastern and European descent.The main ethnic group is the Turkish peoples. Many people migrate over to the area due to the easy access and low prices of the housing.
guy1: yo yalleh, we gon go to the heights tonight?

guy 2: yeah man, they sell fine smack there.

girl 1:where's that party tonight?

girl 2:its westside in meadow heights
girl 1:that shits way out of the way. Its the ghetto down there.
girl 2:yeah, I'll ask some guys to go with us.
by mich.abdul July 7, 2012
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