Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.

Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!

by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.

I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.

by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

knob lobber

A cock sucker, a man who likes to "lob" the "knob."

That Senator ------ is such a knob lobber.

by shindotv September 7, 2007

apple knob

Someone who has three or more apple devices

Look at that apple knob with his iPhone, apple watch and air pods.

by ginandjuice101 February 5, 2021

Knob slobbin

When you're getting a really sloppy blowjob and they get lots of spit on it.

Friend 1: bro I need to get some good head

Friend 2: bro I agree. I want some good knob slobbin

by No I'm dirty Dan, no I am April 18, 2020

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017