Kyle knollenberg

A Kyle Knollenberg, is a god among men. He's strong, charismatic, confident, intellectual, and caring. He treats everyone with the utmost respect, unless otherwise deserved. Kyle Knollenberg is a BAMF'er! He's such a bad ass, even Chuck Norris won't give him shit. All the girls want him and all the boys wish they were him!! Kyle Knollenberg is the shit :) ily

Did you see that guy? He just throat punched Arnold Schwartzaneger.

Yeah, he's a total Kyle Knollenberg!

by ilykwk August 11, 2012

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

deer knuckle

Also known as a camel toe

That girl is wearing pants letting her deer knuckle show.

by p.a.409deda November 13, 2013

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015

Sock Knot

The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.

After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015

Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

Moose Knuckle Junction

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.

“Welcome to Moose Knuckle Junction.”

by Lorilyn October 5, 2018