Jesselle

A smoking hot girl who is caring and funny, she is very weird and has no life but her weirdness is what makes her amazing
she sets out to do what she wants when she wants to do it and doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks

Guy 1: yo man did you see Jesselle today? she was looking super hot

Guy 2: Ya man she was doing some fucked up shit

by Dr.durtyday April 2, 2013

Jesse

HAS A VERY FUCKING HUGE COCK he is very sexy and has nice eyes and he is very athletic and he is serious person but sometimes laid back and chill messing with HE MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU, he gets a lot of girls and date most of them.

Girlfriend: Mom did you see jesse today ?
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE

by SEXYMFK May 29, 2020

Jesus H. Christ!

1. Used to show shock
2. What does the H. stand for?
3. Used by the drill instructor in the movie Full Metal Jacket

"Jesus H. Christ!...What the fuck Is That...Its a jelly doughnut!!!"

by NamelessRain November 8, 2007

Jesus high

the overwhelming feeling of Jesus,Faith,Religion,Happiness,Epicness, indescribable crazy hyper high huggable jumpy awesome feeling that one may get from a retreat, ministry meeting, gathering of ministries of people of faith, or just about any place in which faith God etc. is involved.

kay:"Jesus one Jesus one lets all have some Jesus fun. Jesus two Jesus three lets all climb the Jesus tree. Jesus four Jesus five lets all do the Jesus Jive. Jesus six Jesus seven lets all fly to Jesus heaven. Jesus eight Jesus nine stop its Jesus time. Hold up. Wait a minute. Hold up. Wait a Minute. Hold up. Wait a minute. Now let's put some Mary in it!"


jay:"yeh kay just got back from ylc and is on a total Jesus High."



kay:"hug time!!!"

by Mary Therese the fairy June 30, 2008

Jessie's Girl

Derived from the song by Rick Springfield. The term 'Jessie's girl' does not refer to any individual, but it is a girl, who is going out with a friend of yours, that you want for yourself. In this case 'Jessie' is replaced with the name of the boyfriend

You got a friend, lets say he is called Tom, who is going out with a girl, lets call her Melissa, and you wish you had her for yourself. You'd say "I wish I had Jessie's girl"

by The Nightmare Child February 21, 2010

jesus pod

Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.

"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."

by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007

Jesusportation

Walking, i.e., how Jesus got everywhere

The car broke down again. Looks like we're taking jesusportation.

by E.T.E. December 30, 2007