Jellard

Noun.

a condition categorized by extreme uselessness

"A poor rock has been diagnosed with Jellard, his life expectancy remains high, but his family no longer accepts him"

by SadLittleDweller March 14, 2026

Jealousy

You are just mad that I said that your arbitrary whim and bigotry doesn't make a mental retard better than me.

Hym "It isn't just jealousy. YOU KNOW she is not allowed to fuck that retard. And you wouldn't be using that argument if the genders were swapped. So no. It's just you being a bigot. It's literally just that. And being fat was a choice for you. I was given an estrogen pill when I was nine. But that fat piece of shit CHOSE to be the most bloated fucking piece of shit on the planet! He's BURSTING AT THE SEEMS! Look at him! He's disgusting!"

by Hym Iam November 1, 2025

Jealousy

A tiny, chubby, pill shaped, brown dog named Zeke

Jealousy (Zeke), pushed Orzival off the couch because he didn't want to share someone's lap.

by Elektra666 November 11, 2025

Jellical

A work to describe a cat that are black and white,rather small, marry and bright, pleasant to hear when they caterwaul, have cheerful faces, bright black eyes, like to practice their airs and graces, waits for the Jellical moon to rise, develop slowly, not to big, rolly Polly know how to dance a gavotte and a jig, jump like a jumping jack, have moonlit eyes

Person one: “That cat is a Jellical cat”
Person two: “what’s a Jellical cat?”
The cat: “a man who not heard of a Jellical cat..?”

by Nevy Ellie November 26, 2025

Jealous

Of what exactly Franny? You wanted to fuck but got the wrong guy but it didn't matter because his cock was fat so I can just sit here and suffer and take some fucking consolation prize as you do what all women will inevitably do and default to fat cock?

Hym "Jealous of what? You have to say the who thing. That is not jealousy. That is my worldview being correct. That is ME being CORRECT about YOU. That's YOU defaulting to fat-cock setting and then blaming me for YOU doing THAT and then lying and making shit up to cover your own ass. You deserve the rape you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Jealouslovakian

A beautiful woman from Slovakia that might or might not be your girlfriend and is somewhat skeptical of your activities….

So I told her I’m going out tonight and she gave me a look..
Obviously a jealouslovakian

by PH-Man January 23, 2026

Spoon jealous

The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.

Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.

by memerrrrr August 17, 2011