Jarad

Jarad has a meaty sweaty fat cock

Jarad has a meaty sweaty fat cock

by Delurene July 26, 2020

getting jaded

When a girl gets double teamed by two dudes, but claims it was an accident.

- "And then she told me she had sex with two dudes?"
~ "Dude you're dating a slut, man"
- "No way, she said it happened on accident!"
~ "How the fuck does that happen on accident? She was getting jaded, bro"

by Laughhinginghatcher November 27, 2013

jaedus

A egocentric admin who thinks he is godlike because he knows what netstat means.

Jaedus - "stfu n00b before I ban your entire subnet"

by rawr September 23, 2003

jaded

having no-one to be there for you; doesn't have their eye set on anyone, or have any crushes

there's no-one in this whole band, i am so jaded.

by anonymous June 6, 2004

Janed

Getting caught smoking pot by a friends mother in their home.

-"This dog reeks of pot! were you guys smoking pot down here?"

-" No jane we were not"

-" Im really pissed i cant even trust you guys for 10 minutes,i go to the store for some milk and i come home to a basement and dog reeking of marijuana!"

-" hey guys.. we just got Janed!

Fuck!"

by Skullcap Nick June 27, 2009

My Jaded Hero

A kick ass band from England. They play wicked tunes.
"My Jaded Hero" can be used when something is awesome
Can be used in most sentences when something is generally good

You: Hey Sarah check out the guy on the left of the snooker bar
Sarah: Phwah... He's my jaded hero

by KKKKK October 31, 2005

jardeath

he tries very hard to sing but fails pretty badly

did you hear jardeath sing? My cat puked because of his aussie voice.

by CrackshackRULES January 29, 2009